Glee 1x06: Vitamin D
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PUCK: Dude, what’s wrong with you? Go see the nurse. Every day I say I have a headache, I sleep for three hours. I haven’t attended a math class in two years.
FINN: I can’t get Rachel out of my head. She kinda freaks me out in a Swimfan kind of way, but she can really sing, and her body is smokin’. If you’re not into boobs.
MR. SCHUE: Hey, hope you guys are up for this competition. The girls look pretty pumped.
ARTIE: We’re planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.
MERCEDES: We’ve got this in the bag.
RACHEL: Totally. I’m going to start story-boarding our choreography tonight.
We see you being adorable over there, Brittana.
WILL: I want you guys to go all out, okay? Costumes! Choreography!
SUE: You have to remember something: we’re dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It’s like mother’s milk to them. Without it, their bones won’t grow properly.
ARTIE: High five!
BRITTANY: *rejected*
EMMA: Uh, I’m sorry, you’ve just, um… you’ve got a little mustard in your cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple. Here - let me…
WILL: Thanks.
Glee 106 (“Vitamin D”)
