1x09, ‘Wheels’ | 2x09, ‘Special Education’
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RACHEL: You told Kurt?
FINN: I don’t remember. Maybe.
MERCEDES: About Finn and Santana? No, I think I told him.
RACHEL: Who told you?
QUINN: Me. I think Brittany told me. Or maybe it was Puck…
PUCK: Yeah, it was me.
RACHEL: Everybody knew about this but me?
TINA: Pretty much.
SANTANA: Nobody tells you anything because a, you’re a blabbermouth, and b, we all just pretend to like you.
PUCK: That’s not true. I kinda like her.
RACHEL: Last week, when - when we were fighting, I was so mad at you and I was so hurt that I wanted to make you feel as bad as I felt. I’m so sorry and it will never, ever happen again.
FINN: I knew you were a lot of things, Rachel, and I loved you because and in spite of all of them, but I never thought you were mean.
RACHEL: I’m saying that I’m sorry. And doesn’t what you did with Santana kind of cancel this out?
FINN: We weren’t together. I didn’t cheat on you! How could you do this to me?
RACHEL: It was a mistake! Maybe we should go to another counseling session with Miss Pillsbury.
FINN: Can’t have couples counseling if you’re not a couple.
RACHEL: You’re breaking up with me?
FINN: What you did was really bad, Rachel. And you knew how sensitive I’d be about this after what happened with Quinn.
RACHEL: You said you’d never break up with me.
FINN: I never thought you’d make me feel like this.
RACHEL: So, do you miss us?
KURT: I do. Being a Warbler is great, but I don’t think they appreciate my individuality as much as you guys did. And I can’t help but think that I let you guys down.
RACHEL: It’s your life, Kurt, and you weren’t safe at McKinley anymore, and we all get it.
KURT: How come you were never this nice to me when I was your teammate?
RACHEL: Because you were my only real competition.
KURT: True.
BRITTANY: I didn’t cheat on you. I did something much worse. I lost your magic comb. I don’t know what happened - I had it in my pocket, and then I went to motocross practice, and then when I left it was gone. That’s why I’ve been avoiding you - I was so ashamed. That magic comb was our only chance of winning, the only thing keeping me from totally screwing it up. I didn’t want to let you down, Artie.
ARTIE: That wasn’t a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into you on the way to tossing it in the trash.
BRITTANY: And you let me comb my hair with it?
ARTIE: You don’t need a magic comb. You’re magic, Brittany, the way you move. And I just should’ve told you that in the first place, and I’m sorry.
BRITTANY: When I’m out there dancing today, it won’t be for the team, or for the crowd. It’ll be for you.
PUCK: You okay?
RACHEL: Why are you talking to me? Are you going to steal something from me?
PUCK: Look, after six hours in that port-a-john Ozzie himself would’ve turned to God. I prayed. I promised him that if he got me out of there I’d start being nicer to people. Then I realized there was no way I could do that so I changed it to just Jews.
RACHEL: It’s Finn.
PUCK: Boyfriend troubles - I got that covered. Considering I’m usually the cause of them I’d say I’m an expert. Walk with me.
RACHEL: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
PUCK: It’s the steroids.
The Living Years - The Hipsters (2x09)
Spoilers for 2x09, “Special Education”
The ‘Glee’ crew has been working hard all year to get back to Sectionals, and now New Directions are ready to take on their competition in Season 2, Episode 9 ‘Special Education.’
However, they’ll be doing it without their beloved Kurt, who transferred to Dalton Academy in last week’s episode, ‘Furt.’ He’s a Warbler now, and will be backing up Blaine (Darren Criss) on the Train hit ‘Hey, Soul Sister.’
Still, Kurt and Rachel will have their supreme diva moment when the two perform ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina’ from the musical production ‘Evita.’ Did you really think Kurt could just walk away in silence?
New Directions will also have some stiff competition from a senior singing group called The Hipsters, who will perform Mike and the Mechanics’ song ‘The Living Years.’
But, when Rachel finds out that Finn lost his virginity to Santana, she becomes emotionally distraught, giving Quinn and Sam the chance to prove that nobody puts baby (mamas) in the corner. The two will perform ‘(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life,’ originally recorded by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes, and featured in the 1987 film ‘Dirty Dancing.’
The episode also features a rousing New Directions cover of Florence and the Machine’s indie smash ‘Dog Days Are Over,’ and allows Santana the chance to shine with her rendition of The Zutons’ ‘Valerie.’
Check out the Season 2, Episode 9 ‘Special Education’ song list below, and head over to AOL Radio’s ‘Glee’ Radio to hear songs from past episodes.
‘Special Education’ Songs List:
1. Kurt and Rachel, ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina’ (from ‘Evita’)
2. The Hipsters, ‘The Living Years’ (Mike and the Mechanics)
3. Blaine and the Dalton Academy Warblers, ‘Hey, Soul Sister’ (Train)
4. Sam and Quinn, ‘(I’ve Had) The Time of my Life’ (Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes)
5. Santana, ‘Valerie’ (The Zutons)
6. New Directions, ‘Dog Days Are Over’ (Florence and the Machine)
2x09, “Special Education”
2x09, “Special Education”
2x09, “Special Education”
2x09, “Special Education”
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