QUINN: Arnica. Twice a day. It’ll help your bruise.
QUINN: I’ve been thinking a lot about what you did for Kurt. It made a real impact.
SAM: I thought the only impact that was made was Karofsky’s fist impacting my face.
QUINN: You saw what Finn did at the wedding. That was because of you. We’ve been talking this whole time and you haven’t even noticed that I’m wearing your ring.
SAM: How’d you get that?
QUINN: I broke into your locker. I’ve always been really handy with a nail file.
BURT: You know that saying that when God closes the door, he opens a window? Well, sometimes out of nowhere, he’ll do you one better - he’ll kick a whole wall down. He grabbed me by the shoulders and he pointed me towards this woman right here, and he said, “There she is. Go get her.” You’re everything, Carole. Words can’t describe you. You’re everything. And I will love you til the day I die.
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice? Who cares, baby? I think I want to marry you. Just say I do…
RACHEL: Aren’t you going to tell me how pretty I look?
FINN: You look amazing.
FINN: I - I just really love you.
RACHEL: I love you too.
RACHEL: There’s something I have to tell you. I didn’t have sex with Jesse. I - I lied. To make you jealous.
FINN: It’s cool. Um, you know, I had a feeling, considering how much of a prude you are with me. Not that I’m complaining.
RACHEL: This is so much better, because now neither of us have done it, and we can save it for each other.
ARTIE: Stop picking on Kurt.
KAROFSKY: You mind? I’m changing.
MIKE: We’re serious. This is a warning.
KAROFSKY: Oh yeah?
ARTIE: From now on, you’re going to leave him alone.
KAROFSKY: Look, if he wants to be a homo, that’s up to him. Don’t rub it in my face.
ARTIE: We’re not asking.
MIKE: Yeah. We’re done talking about this. Just back off, alright?
KAROFSKY:You back off!
BEISTE: Hey, hey, hey! Get up! Get up! What the hell’s going on here?
SAM: I think I love you.
SAM: Look, my shoulder’s healed, and I’ll be the quarterback again soon. And you’re already the head cheerleader…
QUINN: Oh my god, are you proposing? We’ve known each other for six weeks! Stand up, you’re freaking me out.
SAM: I want to marry you - someday. Until then, will you accept this promise ring?
QUINN: What are you, six?
SAM: If you accept, this ring will symbolize my promise to you to be true. To never pressure you to do anything more than kiss. To listen to your problems. To tell you when you have food in your teeth or eye gunk. To come over to your house whenever you need something super heavy moved around. I promise to make you feel proud when you point down the hall and say, ‘That dude’s my boyfriend.’ I promise to do all of those things… without ever trying to sound like Matthew McConaughey. I really care about you, Quinn, and I want us to be together.
- she shuts the box -
SAM: Is that a no?
QUINN: It’s a maybe.
BURT: So, you know how I drive Carole to work every Tuesday? Well, today I drove here, and we snuck into that classroom where Kurt introduced us - very romantic of me, I might add - and I…