2x08, “Furt”
Inspired by the quote about Brittany in 2x07. My friend’s sister made it, not me XD
thanks akitti234!
KURT: So, what are you going to be for Halloween this year?
BRITTANY: I’m going as a peanut allergy.
Still from 2x05, “The Rocky Horror Glee Show”
ARTIE: Am I about to lose my virginity?
BRITTANY: Before our duet, we’re going to do it.
SANTANA: Hurry up. I needs to get myself to Breadsticks.
BRITTANY: Don’t count on it. I’m mad at you. You’re still so hot.
SANTANA: I’m only here because Puck’s been in the slammer for about twelve hours now, and I’m like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me, or I can’t digest my food.
BRITTANY: I love sweet lady kisses.
SANTANA: Mhm.
RACHEL: I just - I’ve never been this happy before. And I realized that I was trying to hold on to how you were making me feel so much that I was strangling you in my hands like a little bird. I get now that in order for this relationship to work I have to open up my hand and let you fly free.
BRITTANY: Finn can fly?
KURT: Really?
BRITTANY: Wait, I thought I was the only one getting the solos from now on. Next week I’m going to be performing a musical number by Kesha.
MERCEDES: Sshh.
RACHEL: I think I’ve just always been afraid to dress like a pretty girl because I’ve never really felt like one before. Now I realize it’s okay to feel that way about yourself every now and then. Maybe it’s a good thing.
BRITTANY: It’s such a good thing I can’t believe it.
I’m a slave for you.
BRITTANY: My name is also Brittany Spears.
BRITTANY: People thought I went on vacation, but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
Heather Morris as Britney Spears in a dream-sequence homage to “Me Against the Music.”
